| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" (lyric: "Carefree..feel jut like everyone..") |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Sadistic Times" |
| other | Monologue in defense of the Gulf War |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" (lyric: "This is your future...social injustice..." - includes Racial Speech within song") |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" (Alternative/Progressive song) about College Radio |
| Song | Cypress Hill(?)- "War" |
| Other | Monologue about famine relief and anti-meat |
| Other | Montage of old commercials and talk show snip-its |
| Song | Kodo Drummers - Unknown Song |
| Song | Unknown Artists - "Unknown Song" (Hindu Music - Cymbals & Drums) |
| Song | Unknown Artists - "Unknown Song" (Tribal/Indian Music) |
| Song | Unknown Artists - "Unknown Song" (Classical) |
| Michele | "Is anyone ready to hear Pearl Jam?" |
| comment | Bad Religion Set |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| Song | Wesley Willis - "They Threw Me Outta Church" |
| James | That was Wesley Willis and this is 89.1 FM. This is Monkeywrench Radio. It's totally and completely illegal. According to who? According to the FCC. Fuck the FCC. We are doing this on the air live right now as we speak. We are located right smack in the middle of town. We are in a chartruce bus. |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| Song | The Fastbacks - "Allison" |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| Michele | This is 89.1, your favorite pirate radio from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Stay tuned for lots of great music and maybe even ... (whispers) Eddie Vedder himself! |
| Song | The Gits - "Twisted" |
| Song | The Gits - "Unknown Song" (cut) |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| James | (Indecipherable) |
| Song | Devo - "Beautiful World" |
| James | Devo ... and this is 89.1 FM |
| Song | Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - "California Uber Alles" |
| Song | Unknown Artist - "Unknown Song" |
| comment | Static for 10 minutes |
| Song | John Coltrane - "Unknown Song" (Jazz) |
| Michele | Hello, Hello. This is James' radio station. (laughs) Monkeywrench Radio! And umm right now we just heard some Coltrane. Pearl Jam has left the stage. This is Michele. They haven't left the building. Dude they've left the stage. I'm not gonna go with that line that everybody knows. Alright? I'm not gonna lie. So anyways, we're gonna play a little Fugazi and then we're gonna bring up a Washington, DC guy on 101 FM. Rocket! Any suggestions? Fugazi... |
| Song | Fugazi - "Suggestion" |
| Song | Wesley Willis: "Rock N Roll McDonalds" |
| Brian | "What the fuck was that?" you're thinkin' right? Uh, this is Brian Baker, I play guitar in Bad Religion. I've had a few too many and I'm at the radio station. |
| Michele | Love that! |
| Brian | You're enjoying Wesley Willis, uh he's a very tall fat man. He's a Chicago resident who, uh, is purportedly homeless and uh that was one of his four hundered songs he's recorded on CD. Available for your purchase at finer underground record stores. For your listening pleasure, its Monkeywrench radio 89.1. Uh we jokingly call it "K-Eddie" But in any event, uh for all of you driving home uh we're gonna have some more Fugazi. I've got, you know, kind of a D.C. thing goin' on. Uh I live there ... from there. |
| Michele | You know Ian? |
| Brian | Yeah. I know Ian McKaye personally. This songs called... |
| Michele | You lie! |
| Brian | Ian McKaye? |
| Michele | Yeah. |
| Brian | Yeah. I know. I know. He's great. |
| James | Wow! |
| Brian | Yeah and it's all true. He really is the way you think he is. Oh my word... |
| James | I hear he has the biggest dick in the world! |
| Brian | You heard he was the biggest dick in the world? What are you tryin' ... hey! Wait! Yo! Look I'm not gonna stand for that shit! Don't dog my boy! |
| James | No ... I just heard he had the biggest penis in the world. |
| Brian | Huh? |
| Michele | It's kinda true. |
| Brian | This information I do not have. |
| Michele | Come on, Brian. |
| James | Oh come on man! |
| Brian | I'm not gonna go on record with this. I do not have ... ugh ... gosh, I do not have ... I'm turning red. |
| Michele | Off the record, Brian. Come on. The mic's not on. The mic's not on dude. |
| James | Yeah I turned the mic off. |
| Brian | Oh it's not on? Yeah it's literally I'm talking here to here. Oh shit! It's on! |
| Michele | Don't ... |
| Brian | Anyway here's "Waiting Room" from Fugazi and I'm gonna figure out what else to play after that. |
| Song | Fugazi - "Waiting Room" |
| Brian | Oh Jesus Christ, um we're searchin' for other stuff to play. It's not that we're unorganized. It's just that uh it's really in the spirit of Monkeywrench Radio. Oh and what do ya know. Here happens to be he Fear album. Oh we have Fear. |
| Michele | Yeah! |
| James | We have the whole fuckin' thing! |
| Brian | Oh God. We do? Do we want to do that then? |
| James | It would be totally cool. Yeah. uh Jay did that. He said uh ... |
| Brian | Oh Jesus. |
| James | Ah yeah he wanted to torture the concertgoers. |
| Brian | No mentors. No mentors. |
| James | How about ... |
| Brian | A lot of Sonic Youth, too. Who, uh by the way, I don't like. I do not like them. Do not like Sonic Youth. Sorry. Do not, you know .... Thurston? You know, it's like I just don't understand. It's like there's a tuner and you buy 'em and what happens is you pay like forty bucks and then all of a sudden you know everythings like smooth. Real weird. But you know, who am I to expound on that philosophy? |
| James | Rules in punk rock dude. |
| Brian | Oh! Oh! puh-lease! There's no rules in punk rock. That's such... |
| James | No man! Three chords man. Three ways to do it. You do it that way or you're not fuckin' punk rock man! |
| Brian | Yeah the day Subpop got the Warner's distribution deal was the end of it all. Uh what are we gonna play off this Fear record here boys? Uh "Fuck Christmas"? |
| Michele | Yeah! "Fuck Christmas"! |
| Brian | We're playing "Fuck Christmas". Kate Jackson beams. Once again, 89.1 Monkeywrench radio. You'd think we're just broadcasting out of a van in a parking lot. But uh we aren't! |
| James | Hey now! There's no need for that man! Cut that shit out motherfucker! |
| Michele | How 'bout Bad Religion? Play Bad Religion! |
| Brian | Uh oh. Uh oh. Yes track 10. Track 10. |
| James | Tomorrow I think tomorrow should be dedicated to a band...(inaudible) |
| Brian | Tomorrow is going to be a Nicky Alexander day. We're going to enjoy some weirdos. Uh The Cramps, Killing Machine... |
| James | Oh I'm sorry. Nicky B day. Every band he's ever been into... |
| Brian | Featuring Tracy Guns from L.A. Guns. I'm sure you all remember them. Uh, it's not like I'm stalling for time talking while we're trying to queue up the Fear record but the thing is, this ain't major market radio. uh.. |
| James | This is Monkeywrench radio! |
| Brian | This is Monkeywrench radio. We can do whatever the fuck we want. Including saying the word fuck. Oh I think we got it going. Fuck Christmas Fear. |
| Song | Fear - "Fuck Christmas" |
| Brian | Oh Jesus that was quick. Uh fuck it. Uh we're gonna hear some Fastbacks. They're from the great, great city of Seattle, which I say because I'm on tour with Pearl Jam. Uh, featuring a member of this band is the brother of a friend of mine. Umm last name's Bloch. Uh Kurt Bloch. See there ya go. |
| Song | Fastbacks - "Waste of Time" |
| Brian | That's The Fastbacks. Uh, once again, you're doin' with Brian Baker. (inaudible) I've got the mic. You don't. Funky D huh? Neil Young that's cool. (inaudible) Hey Kate Jackson. This is Michele. |
| Michele | I manage Brian. |
| Brian | She's my manager. |
| James | Was... |
| Michele | Definitely (inaudible) |
| Brian | (inaudible) We're gonna play a little Neil Young. |
| comment | Audience recording again (it's not Neil Young) |
| Song | Neil Young - "Act of Love" |
